Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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