but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
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Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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