I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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