I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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