it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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