Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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