dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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