I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
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I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Operation Purity has been aborted
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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