he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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