If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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