what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
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I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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