that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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