Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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