from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
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Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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