hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
