Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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