ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
My dick has a subreddit
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
