between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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