love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
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I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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