I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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