AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
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There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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