they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
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Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You are the jesus of drinking
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All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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