tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Is Oprah even human
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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