Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
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you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
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Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
tell me about the fingering
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