you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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