Reggie can tackle my bush.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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