He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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