so explain again why im purple
no
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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