DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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