Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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