he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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