Is it normal to miss your booty call?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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