He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
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We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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