The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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