You just made me feel so damn special
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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