i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Everyone says I win the strip club
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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