Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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