I heard we made out
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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