this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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