He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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