Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
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Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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