When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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