Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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