She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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