Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Randomize