We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
My life is pants optional.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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