Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
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We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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