what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
3 2 1 whiskey
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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