Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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