I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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