Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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