my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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