Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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