I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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