you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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