I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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